Newz.

Jay Z thanking a friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

How a non existing Thigh Gap can save technology.

Personally not having a thigh gap has saved my phone from falling in the toilet on numerous occasions.

Autocorrect hates my gust eeehhh (guts) story.

This one time when I was looking for a flat, my estate agent had just sent me some details about one so I text him saying 'I fancied a viewing' I did not look at the text and just pressed send. He didn't reply for ages so I looked back at the conversation and realised autocorrect had changed the word 'viewing' to 'bumming', so I had in fact sent him a text saying 'I fancied a bumming', I do not know why it did this and it has never done it since and I didn't think bumming was a regular word in my text vocabulary, so the only explanation is that autocorrect is run by actual Satan/Putin.

I didn't talk to said estate agent again, so there is an estate agent running around London thinking I want to bum him.Great.

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Serious Girl Respect.

I have serious girl respect/crush for Laura Bates and the work that she has done with the Everyday Sexism Project. This is a website that she has created where women and men can catalogue instances of sexism experianced and helps to highlight the issue that we still have today with gender inequality, but as well as shining a light on this issue it also helps to bring together a community of women to stop accepting such experiences as just 

the norm.

So here is me standing up and giving a round of heartfelt applause to Laura Bates for her amazing work, Laura also did a really inspiring TEDxTalks about modern day inequality and the statistics in it are pretty shocking, also read the Dazed&Confused article about how to be a girl online.(Links Below)

TEDxTalk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjsRjC6B8U
Dazed&Confused Article - http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/18662/1/laura-bates-everyday-sexism-how-to-be-woman-online

Everyday Sexism Twitter - @EverydaySexism

Everyday Sexism Website - http://everydaysexism.com/

The most important forgotten quote of Mean Girls

The most disturbing hipster party story.

Once I went to a hipster party in London. All the boys had combed mustaches and all the girls had pink bed hair, scene set. There was a girl in the middle of the room just casually stomping on a cake, at first I thought I had taken hallucinogenic drugs, but then I remembered I was too pussy to do those drugs, so I asked her what she was doing and she said it was expressive art, so I looked on sadly at the cake mush and mourned the sacrificial sugary mound. And that was the last time I ever went to a hipster party.

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Bus time eavesdropping

"He used to call himself Michael now he calls himself Michelle"

Said by lady with horse print socks to her friend.

Escape Land.

Am currently developing plans to go travelling so far I have narrowed it down to choosing from one of these countries:

New Zealand- Have always wanted to go but don't know if its just like wales but in the southern hemisphere oh well still looks beaut.Not gonna lie am also tad bit of a Lord of The Rings freak and yes i would walk around Hobbiton releasing my inner hobbit.

Sweden-Because despite what the Guardian said today all the good shit seems to go down here and everyone is happy (and beautiful).

Bali-Again always wanted to go, but hoping it will not be overtaken by women reenacting their own Eat, Prey,Love story.

Cuba-My boss went over the Summer and it looked amazing apparently now is the time to go before America gobbles up all their culture.

India-Probably and obvious one but its so beautiful and have always wanted to go in a tuk tuk.

Sri Lanka- Again a stunner of a place.

I should probably mention that at this point my bank account currently holds the heavy sum of £0.72 so making this happen means banning Asos from my life and working my butt off but if one of these happens I will be doing a seal happy clap.

Tumblr Y'all.

My Procrastination Station.

http://winniefinnie.tumblr.com/

K Bye

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Werk it.

I work in a florists and these are some of my favorite pieces that we have made (Sorry for various image quality, I only occasionally remember the camera).

This was for a recent wedding the colour scheme was so beaut the bouquets consisted of Niomi Roses, Cool Water Roses,Purple Eustoma, Purple and White Freesias and Eucalyptus.

Another wedding look this time they went for the pretty vintage look using Gup, roses and eucalyptus.

Birthday Bouquet- I love making bouquets each one is different and always challenging to make but I'm getting better at them.

Christmas work, I made so many wreaths, posies and pots with Blue Spruce, Holly, Roses, Carnations, Moss, Eucalyptus, Berries, Gup and other Christmassy things my fingers where bleeding by the time we got to Christmas eve we calculated that we had made over 150 various Christmas bits and bobs so no 

wonder my fingers where shredded.

These have been one of my favorite flowers we have had in so far they are dyed blue roses as natural blue roses do not exist so they are dyed and they are so beautiful, the story behind these are actually kinda sad as they were specially ordered in for a lady who's son had died at a young age and she wanted them for his grave.

My First ever brides bouquet that I made using Ivory Roses, Gup and Freesias.

Another Brides bouquet with a mix of Roses,Dahlias,Calla Lilly's Thistle and Veronica's.

Experimenting with various buttonholes.

Sympathy work, I always find it sad doing funeral work but its such a special thing to be part of and if it makes a difficult day a bit brighter then I'm happy to make it.

The shop aye.

This is Clementine she is named after Clementine in the film 'The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' and she is the Shop dog, she is really naughty but so precious and cute that you can't help but completely love her.She is a very scary guard dog as you can see ;)

Forgot to also add in these


This is work we did for a birthday Tea party it was very cute.


And finally one of my favorite pieces is this lady bird, it was commissioned by a Mum who's little girl was obsessed with ladybirds so she wanted something for her birthday party it was so cute.

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Predators

Story time adults.

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of my dog and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes "yo how long is this video?"

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Eargasm

Heeeeyyyy If you want some songs, here are some songs that I went and liked.It's a playlist that is fresh and clammy like my hands.

enjoy

K Bye.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyIvUoSKOsYgyRp4YS6nQNz_hcQKZCJHk