Babes on top.

You should all really watch this it is very much a brain turner.

Guardian Article about the film

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/womens-blog/2014/feb/11/oppressed-majority-film-women-eleonore-pourriat

 Round of respect and applause to Eleonore Pourriat.

K Bye

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Chinwagging films.

Holla, I have recently been working so much my brain has now turned into a mushy cereal like consistency, and seeing as I still have a flood of work to do I thought HAHA, instead of staying on top of it I should really procrastinate away from it all and indulge in some mini film reviews/rants. The weather has been such a thundering cloud of shit recently I've been having alot of film nights, also as it is snazzy film award season (where we perve on beautiful film people and their beautiful bouffy hair) so there are some gooduns out and about.

12 Years a Slave

Brutal and uncomfortable, but brilliantly done, I highly recommend that you give your dear brain a good half an hour after this film to emotionally recover. Chiwetel Ejiofor is a saint of an actor and the rest of the cast are phenomenal, I now have an undying love for Lupita Nyong'o. Just watch this film to understand the devastating brilliance of it.

The Wolf of Wall Street

I personally found this film disappointing, I mean the whole spectacle and style of it is amazing, Leonardo does a fabulous acting job. But after you have gone past the seventeenth drug/orgy/party scene its kinda gets a bit tedious (I even went for a pee halfway through which I never usually do as even my bladder usually loves to watch a film). I was quite surprised at how Scorsese presented Balfort, as there is no way into the character, I know that he is not meant to be likable but if you have watched 'Goodfellas' also directed by Scorsese the main character in that is also awful and does horrific things but Scorsese gives him to you in a way which you find engaging, where as with 'Wolf Of Wall Street' I found no way of engaging or being interested with Balfort. The entire film was also heavily sexist with every 70's stereotyping of a shitly written female character being on there, according to this film the only thing a woman can do is fuck and cry. I suggest if you want to see a Scorsese film watch 'Goodfellas'.

American Hustle

Loved the soundtrack on this film, that Jennifer Lawrence dance scene is the bomb and how the hair and makeup department didn't get nominated for an Oscar I have no idea, this film is all hair, costume and identity.The acting is very good Christian Bale and J Law kick the shit out of their characters but this film just lacked something, I mean it is good but its not great.It just needs a bit of depth, I lost interest and at times it felt like the characters where very obviously presented with no huge thought put into them. It is worth a watch if you are bored one afternoon and want something to watch, but I wouldn't put it top of the list.

Her

I went into watching this film in a sarcastic light as I got it into my head that it would be like one huge Siri conversation, but I was wrong. I really love how Spike Jonze has written this film as its a love story but not a typical hollywood swooshy lovefest story. Its very clever and witty in areas and the sets are brilliant. All though Scarlett Johansson does a great job at voicing Samantha, I didn't feel like the female characters where that great and I felt some of the scenes dragged a bit with a few overly cheesy bits, but overall its worth a watch at least because it is a interesting perspective on a love story.

Dallas Buyers Club

I bawled my eyes out near the end of this film mainly because Jared Leto did a stunning job of making me fall completely in love with his character Rayon, also even though Mcconaughey's character is awful you also can't help but love him to. The film is very beautiful considering it was filmed on a shoe string budget, I guess my only criticism is that at times the acting does carry the film more than the actual story does, but otherwise would definitely recommend.

Inside Llewyn Davis

I'm going to be honest here, I didn't make its too the end of this film because it bored my tits off, the acting is good for what I did see its just so slow.That is all.

Films that you should watch if you want some films to watch.

The Intouchables

Shallow Grave 

The Spectaculr Now

Frances Ha

Capote

Being John Malkovich

Three Kings

Filth

Blue Velvet

Ghost World

Joke of the century

Why didn't the man buy velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off.

*slaps thigh, downs fifth vodka shot*

Parents - Why you lie?

Dear Parents,
                     Where is my apple tree? I expected to have a fine orchard growing out of my ears by the time I reached this age. I was a fat kid therefore scoffed a good amount of apples complete with the pips, to which you would always look on warily and poke the phrase "If you eat the pips a tree will grow out of your ears!" I did of course take this seriously, so where is my fucking orchard? Also being a lazy kid I packed away hours of my life into watching a deadly combination of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Blue Peter and Hey Arnold! (Yeee 90's/early 00's TV) yet my eyes have not turned square, I am asking about the eyes because I have an acute theory that it would make applying eyeliner a hella of a lot easier if it was just drawing on a straight box like line instead of a curve, which always fucks up and requires a lot of spit finger dabbing.The last question is where is my hairy chest? Due to my addiction to toast, sandwiches and entire loafs of bread in general (fat kid problems, I love that gluten) you would also repeat the phrase "Eat your crusts to get a hairy chest!" I never understood this seeing as I was a girl and alot of girls I saw did not have hairy man chests poking through the tops of t-shirts, but I thought hey when my life fails I will at least have a fine carpet of chest hair, I can join a freak circus and knit jumpers out of the molting castoffs of my fine women chest hair and sell them for thousands (fashion would defs be all over those jumpers) but alas apart from an occasional nipple hair nothing happened.So this is me discovering where I got my disgustingly beautiful scary habit for telling a dam good lie(insert evil laugh here).

Lots of Love

From your gullible fat lazy child, who flourished into a gullible fat lazy lying adult.

K Bye 

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Him off of those videos.

Have not blogged in five entire days, this must mean I have created some kind of beyond internet life right? HAHA good joke, I have been on a film binge marathon which I shall not make your eyes bleed with boredom about right now, but one of the films I did watch was 'Her' written and directed by Spike Jonze. Mr Jonze is also a music video wunderkind and his videos are always on the healthy squidgy side of messy crazy so here are my five faves enjoy ya.(I was going to number them in order of favoritism but I'm an indecisive bitch so you decide)

LCD Soundsystem - Drunk Girls (Evil Pandas go cray cray)

Fatboy Slim - Praise You (Spike Jonze + dance group)

Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Loada 70's cops jumpin off stuff)

Fatboy Slim - Weapon Of Choice (Christopher Walken dope dancing)

Daft Punk - Da Funk ( Adventures of dog head man)

As an extra treat for getting to the end of this blog post watch this Ikea lamp advert by Spike Jonze.Just watch it you will understand after then you will chuckle.

K Bye 

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Newz.

Jay Z thanking a friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

How a non existing Thigh Gap can save technology.

Personally not having a thigh gap has saved my phone from falling in the toilet on numerous occasions.

Autocorrect hates my gust eeehhh (guts) story.

This one time when I was looking for a flat, my estate agent had just sent me some details about one so I text him saying 'I fancied a viewing' I did not look at the text and just pressed send. He didn't reply for ages so I looked back at the conversation and realised autocorrect had changed the word 'viewing' to 'bumming', so I had in fact sent him a text saying 'I fancied a bumming', I do not know why it did this and it has never done it since and I didn't think bumming was a regular word in my text vocabulary, so the only explanation is that autocorrect is run by actual Satan/Putin.

I didn't talk to said estate agent again, so there is an estate agent running around London thinking I want to bum him.Great.

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Serious Girl Respect.

I have serious girl respect/crush for Laura Bates and the work that she has done with the Everyday Sexism Project. This is a website that she has created where women and men can catalogue instances of sexism experianced and helps to highlight the issue that we still have today with gender inequality, but as well as shining a light on this issue it also helps to bring together a community of women to stop accepting such experiences as just 

the norm.

So here is me standing up and giving a round of heartfelt applause to Laura Bates for her amazing work, Laura also did a really inspiring TEDxTalks about modern day inequality and the statistics in it are pretty shocking, also read the Dazed&Confused article about how to be a girl online.(Links Below)

TEDxTalk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjsRjC6B8U
Dazed&Confused Article - http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/18662/1/laura-bates-everyday-sexism-how-to-be-woman-online

Everyday Sexism Twitter - @EverydaySexism

Everyday Sexism Website - http://everydaysexism.com/

The most important forgotten quote of Mean Girls

The most disturbing hipster party story.

Once I went to a hipster party in London. All the boys had combed mustaches and all the girls had pink bed hair, scene set. There was a girl in the middle of the room just casually stomping on a cake, at first I thought I had taken hallucinogenic drugs, but then I remembered I was too pussy to do those drugs, so I asked her what she was doing and she said it was expressive art, so I looked on sadly at the cake mush and mourned the sacrificial sugary mound. And that was the last time I ever went to a hipster party.

K Bye
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Bus time eavesdropping

"He used to call himself Michael now he calls himself Michelle"

Said by lady with horse print socks to her friend.

Escape Land.

Am currently developing plans to go travelling so far I have narrowed it down to choosing from one of these countries:

New Zealand- Have always wanted to go but don't know if its just like wales but in the southern hemisphere oh well still looks beaut.Not gonna lie am also tad bit of a Lord of The Rings freak and yes i would walk around Hobbiton releasing my inner hobbit.

Sweden-Because despite what the Guardian said today all the good shit seems to go down here and everyone is happy (and beautiful).

Bali-Again always wanted to go, but hoping it will not be overtaken by women reenacting their own Eat, Prey,Love story.

Cuba-My boss went over the Summer and it looked amazing apparently now is the time to go before America gobbles up all their culture.

India-Probably and obvious one but its so beautiful and have always wanted to go in a tuk tuk.

Sri Lanka- Again a stunner of a place.

I should probably mention that at this point my bank account currently holds the heavy sum of £0.72 so making this happen means banning Asos from my life and working my butt off but if one of these happens I will be doing a seal happy clap.

Tumblr Y'all.

My Procrastination Station.

http://winniefinnie.tumblr.com/

K Bye

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Werk it.

I work in a florists and these are some of my favorite pieces that we have made (Sorry for various image quality, I only occasionally remember the camera).

This was for a recent wedding the colour scheme was so beaut the bouquets consisted of Niomi Roses, Cool Water Roses,Purple Eustoma, Purple and White Freesias and Eucalyptus.

Another wedding look this time they went for the pretty vintage look using Gup, roses and eucalyptus.

Birthday Bouquet- I love making bouquets each one is different and always challenging to make but I'm getting better at them.

Christmas work, I made so many wreaths, posies and pots with Blue Spruce, Holly, Roses, Carnations, Moss, Eucalyptus, Berries, Gup and other Christmassy things my fingers where bleeding by the time we got to Christmas eve we calculated that we had made over 150 various Christmas bits and bobs so no 

wonder my fingers where shredded.

These have been one of my favorite flowers we have had in so far they are dyed blue roses as natural blue roses do not exist so they are dyed and they are so beautiful, the story behind these are actually kinda sad as they were specially ordered in for a lady who's son had died at a young age and she wanted them for his grave.

My First ever brides bouquet that I made using Ivory Roses, Gup and Freesias.

Another Brides bouquet with a mix of Roses,Dahlias,Calla Lilly's Thistle and Veronica's.

Experimenting with various buttonholes.

Sympathy work, I always find it sad doing funeral work but its such a special thing to be part of and if it makes a difficult day a bit brighter then I'm happy to make it.

The shop aye.

This is Clementine she is named after Clementine in the film 'The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' and she is the Shop dog, she is really naughty but so precious and cute that you can't help but completely love her.She is a very scary guard dog as you can see ;)

Forgot to also add in these


This is work we did for a birthday Tea party it was very cute.


And finally one of my favorite pieces is this lady bird, it was commissioned by a Mum who's little girl was obsessed with ladybirds so she wanted something for her birthday party it was so cute.

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Predators

Story time adults.

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of my dog and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes "yo how long is this video?"

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Eargasm

Heeeeyyyy If you want some songs, here are some songs that I went and liked.It's a playlist that is fresh and clammy like my hands.

enjoy

K Bye.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyIvUoSKOsYgyRp4YS6nQNz_hcQKZCJHk